Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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I have an erection My mom!

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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