What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A person from Singapore eats

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Nickelback

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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obama

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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