- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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