"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

I need to start studying.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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