- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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