- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Im cute hehehee

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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