- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

wanna here a joke? you.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Your mam is so fat.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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