- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

knock knock There's no door

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??