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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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