- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Justin beiber..

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Albert your flies undone.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

CFL

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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