Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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