- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

a black man walks out of popeyes

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

you suck

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

think twice or at least think

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