- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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