A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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White men's rights

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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