- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Julian Ha.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Hi

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Haha, I get it..

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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