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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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