A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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