- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Stop driving smart cars you fags

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

bite me

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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