- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

You idiot.

Hello.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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