- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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