- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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