Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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