- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

No your aunties a joke

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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