An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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