while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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