- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why? Because.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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