- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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