What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Knock knock Come in

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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