wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Haha, I get it..

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Indians

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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nice tits.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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