whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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