- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

womens rights

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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