What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Sarah Palin.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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