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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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