Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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