- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

The american education system.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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