- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

I will create more jobs for americans

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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