why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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