- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

123 f*ck off

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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