- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Jovan

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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