A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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