Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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A man goes to the potty.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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