- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

knock knock who's there? hope

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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