- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

You know what's cool? Yep.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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