- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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