- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

I'm Polish.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally