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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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