Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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