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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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