- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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