- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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