- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Dumb

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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