dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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