- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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