If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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