- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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