- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: knok knok A: Im home

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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