- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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