- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

bangers and mash?

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Killing your friend as a joke.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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