- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

irish man drinking john smiths

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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