- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

your mom.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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