- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Hail Hitler

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

I have read the terms and conditions

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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