- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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