- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How you know when dislextic

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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