- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

the economy.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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