- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

what do you call obama a dumbass

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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