What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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