- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Communism hehe xd

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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