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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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