- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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