- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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