- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

I'm so punny.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

My spelling is horrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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