why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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