Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Balls

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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