how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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gingers

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Equal rights!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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