- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A gay man watches football.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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