Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Jesus Christ

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

I'm so punny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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