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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

My mom

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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