Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what did one computer say to the other .........

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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