- Anti Joke

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

whats hairy and crys your mom

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere