What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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