Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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