- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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