- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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