What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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