- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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