- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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