* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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