- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Get on the boat.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

You know what's cool? Yep.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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