Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is green and is not grass A frogg

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down -2

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

thumb_up thumb_down -4

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

thumb_up thumb_down -4

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops