- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Gus's mom

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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