- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Women.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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