- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why do fat people commit suicide

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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