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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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