A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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