Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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