- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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