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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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