- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

You having friends.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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