justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

womens rights

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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