why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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