- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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