A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Ehh

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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