- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Women's Rights.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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