What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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civil rights

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haha black people :D

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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