Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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