- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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