- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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