"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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