what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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