A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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