- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

I'm rick james bitch

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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