Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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