What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A black man walks out of a police station

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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