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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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