- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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